Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve heard about Beyoncé’s new album, Lemonade. She had an HBO special video release, and she basically publicly embarrassed her cheating husband – go Queen Bey.
I’m sure you heard about the Jay-Z, Beyoncé scandal when it happened. Her sister, Solange, took upon herself to smack around Jay-Z when rumors of his affair with Rachel Roy surfaced. Now, it’s not really confirmed whether or not they actually had an affair – but when Queen Bey decides to write a song talking about Becky with the good hair, you best believe it happened. If you didn’t make that connection: Rachel is Becky with the good hair (just google her, she really does have some great hair).
You’re probably asking me what this has to do with any of you? Well, it really has nothing to do with you. Unless you’re a close personal friend of Queen Bey, this probably hasn’t really affected your life. However, let’s think back to the title of her album. That’s right, sweet and sour, ice-cold lemonade. All this lemonade talk had me really craving a tall glass of the stuff. So it had me thinking, Boston must have good lemonade. Yeah okay, that sounds ridiculously boring – and who really goes out for a glass of lemonade? Well, I do. I happen to love lemonade so keep your judgments aside. So as to not bore you, I came up with a lemonade-pairing list too. That’s right, you won’t have to walk up to a nice restaurant and order lemonade. That way, you won’t be embarrassed, and they most likely won’t spit in your drink.
Bon Me is mostly known for their food trucks, that roam around Boston leaving a trail of ginger and garlic deliciousness behind. They have everything from sandwiches, to rice bowls, to noodle soups, but guess what they also have? Lemonades, duh! And they don’t just have one, they have two. Bon Me – the lemonade truck of a lifetime. Good news for you, you won’t have to run after a truck in the middle of the street, because they have two permanent locations: at the Boston Public Market and in Harvard Square (what did I tell you? Harvard Square has everything). Once you order either the Thai Basil Limeade or the Spicy Ginger Lemonade (I’m not giving you an option, you must order either or), make sure to order the Soba Noodle Salad and BBQ Pork to go along with them.
(forget the salad, put some bread in your order)
I love Middle Eastern food. I’ve talked about how much I love lamb, and lamb just so happens to be one of the most popular cuts of meat in Middle Eastern cuisine. Café Jaffa has basically everything lamb. Lamb Kabobs, Lamb Chops, Lamb Schwarma – guys this is lamb paradise. Not that I would condone getting anything but lamb at Café Jaffa, but once you order the lemonana (lemonade with mint, yum), you can either pair it with the obvious lamb kebab sandwich, or the falafel plate.
(steve carell gets me)
Yes, I’m back with the Middle Eastern food (damn C, back at it with the kabobs and hummus). Hey, I told you how much I love it – so bear with me guys. I’ve only been to Moby Dick once, but that’s honestly all it took. Seriously, they have one of the best rice dishes I’ve ever had. It’s on Northeastern campus, and you’ll most likely walk past it- it’s squished between two other restaurants. So keep a watchful eye out, because you seriously don’t want to miss this place. This blog is about lemonade, right? So I should mention they also serve saffron lemonade. Yes, saffron the super expensive Spanish spice – they put that in their lemonade. That’s some fancy fare right there.
This isn’t a restaurant, so don’t feel embarrassed if all you want to order is a lemonade. The Boston Common is one of the most beautiful parts of Boston, but what most people don’t know, it has some pretty great munchies too. Last summer I was walking around the park, and I really started craving something ice cold (no not a beer, and definitely not water). So I went on a search, and I found like 10 lemonade stands. If you’re lucky enough, and you’re there early, you’ll be able to snatch some lemonade slushies. If not, just have a regular lemonade – it’s just as delicious, and it won’t melt as quickly as the slushy. If you’re feeling hungry, and are craving something cheesy (I mean, who isn’t always craving cheese?), go find the arepa stand. Arepas, for those of you who don’t know (shame on you), is a Colombian corn patty cheese sandwich type thing. It’s really hard to explain to people who didn’t grow up on it, so do yourself a favor and discover the goodness that is the arepa de choclo.
(that's an arepa AND lemonade stand)
Okay, I get it lemonades aren’t things you go out of your way for, but lemonade pairings, they sure are. As Beyoncé says, this is your final warning, you know (lemonades) give you life.
I’m not kidding, go get yourself a lemonade right now.
You have 24 hours.